Hey Guys,

Thanks for checking out my ad.  You'll be glad you did-cause for one thing I'm running this Special. 

The "Get Your Ass in Here" Special! 

Offering a Nice Price for New Clients. 

A 90 min massage session for just the price of an hour. 

ONLY $100 for 90 min!  WOW!  A Really Nice Price!

So please mention you saw this ad and Get Your Ass in Here!

Another reason you'll be glad you checked me out-- you'll get the massage of your life!  It is one of the best damn massages ever!  (Hope that doesn't sound too cocky-- it's just what I've heard)   Cause I massage you the way that I would want myself to be massaged-- and it's just too darn bad that I can't actually give myself a massage.  lol.   Also I will adjust the massage so that you'll get massaged exactly the way that  you want to be massaged.  Cause after all-- it is all about you!  So the whole massage session is geared precisely toward you, toward your preferences, and toward your pleasure.  I know how I like it, now just tell me how you like it. 

And don't make me have to say it again...

Just Get Your Ass in Here!  Now!

You'll be really happy you did.

CALL ME NOW

Joe Anthony CMT 

415 359 7990